I had this ludicrous thought of building an in-game D&D Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary.
- :: Horse & Wagon = Dragon
- :: Evil Lord = Sword
- :: Eye of the Deep = Sleep
So you could have “I stab the horse and wagon with my +2 evil lord”; or possibly more correctly “I stab the horse with my +2 evil”
It might even make a fun/passable Thieves Cant.
If for what ever strange reason you want to make/contribute to making such a dictionary, see here: link to Google Sheets
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